Chris Tyler is a New York based "performance artist." I'm pretty sure I don't have to tell you that he's an asshole.
Q. Why are you such an asshole?
A. i don’t rehearse enough.
Q. Who do you hate more: old ladies, puppies or fucking babies?
A. i like fucking babies, so I guess puppies.
Q. Why the fuck didn't you become a doctor?
A. i smoked weed one time.
Q. Does your mother know you are an asshole?
A. sort of.
Q. If you could murder a concept, what concept would it be and why?
*NOTE FROM THE EDITOR: Fuck you.
Q. What shows do you have coming up...oh wait, I don't care so don't fucking tell me. Seriously, don't answer this question.
Q. Do you know that by being a theater artist, you are automatically an asshole?
A. lol yah*
*NOTE FROM THE EDITOR: So...complete sentences. Not really your thing, huh?
Q. Name 3 people you know who are bigger assholes than you. Feel free to explain or not, asshole.
3. ppl who unfollow @NOTCHRISTYLER
Q. Do you live in Williamsburg?
Q. Where are you from?
*NOTE FROM THE EDITOR: Hey, thanks for barely answering the questions!