Becca Blackwell is a New York based asshole. They perform and write and stuff, too, I guess. Man, what an asshole.
Q. Why are you such an asshole?
A. Because I was molested. Duh.*
*NOTE FROM THE EDITOR: So...what are we supposed to do with that? God. Way to make ME uncomfortable. WAY TO GO, ASSHOLE.
Q. Who do you hate more: old ladies, puppies or fucking babies?
A. Babies. Hands down.
Q. Why the fuck didn't you become a doctor?
A. Refer to answer #1*
*NOTE FROM THE EDITOR: Refer to Note From the Editor 1
Q. Does your mother know you are an asshole?
A. My mother has Alzheimer's. However, at one point she might have thought I was an asshole when I stripped naked in my room, barricaded the door and pissed in a trash can.*
*NOTE FROM THE EDITOR: Whoa that is just SO ZANY!!! You are just...YOU'RE THE ZANIEST!! You are your DEVIL MAY CARE ATTITUDE and your PLAYFUL SENSE OF DANGER AND ADVENTURE! Were you like, in a frat? You're SO FUCKING COOL. ASSHOLE.**
**NOTE FROM THE EDITOR 2: Okay, so what if I think that image is hot? So fucking what? So WHAT, asshole.
Q. If you could murder a concept, what concept would it be and why?
A. Just had to look up the word 'concept.' an idea or invention to help sell or publicize a commodity. So, I guess capitalism. Sorry, Dad.
Q. What shows do you have coming up...oh wait, I don't care so don't fucking tell me. Seriously, don't answer this question.